From Abandonment to Restlessness
751 books to cure your existential woes. Entries include (but are definitely not excluded to): COMING OUT, DYING, BEING HAUNTED, BEING TOO ORGANIZED, FEAR OF FLYING, and BEING A HOUSEWIFE. Also things about boredom, agoraphobia, being in the hospital, and itchy teeth. I can't think of a self-help book I'd rather have on my shelf than this one. (All entries are alphabetized for easy lookup).